[sung to The Dreidel Song]
I have a little function
Whose behavior I must find
I know that I can do this
I have to find f prime
Chorus
Oh, functions, functions, functions
Where do they take a rest?
Oh, functions, functions, functions
My teacher is a pest!* * alternate line My teacher is the best!
Where are those pesky cv’s?
Remember ” undefined”!
Where are all the extrema?
How ‘bout a number line!
Chorus
Oh, functions, functions, functions
Where do they take a rest?
Oh, functions, functions, functions
My teacher is a pest!* * alternate line My teacher is the best!
Whenever I’m taking one of my extended breaks from social media (necessary to maintain my tenuous levels of sanity) I come across many things that make me think “if people haven’t heard of this already then they NEED TO KNOW”.
Mostly I just ignore the impulse, but occasionally it’s overpowering enough to justify a brief visit. So with an end to all the ado, listen to this video and marvel.
So it’s just some orchestral music?
Actually this music was written by a computer, a piece of software created this after extended analysis of known human composition throughout the ages. Similar things have been done with another piece of software (‘the painting fool’) which analysed the breadth of known human art and produced this;
Pretty jaw dropping stuff right?
Stupid (read: awesome) Cracked.com gets me so distracted, I was supposed to make lunch two hours ago.
Woman Arrested for Playing Highway to Hell
Nobody’s gonna slow her down.
I See Stars - Filth Friends Unite
When I get addicted to a song, I feel obligated to share it with people.
I have been listening to this song on loop since I first heard it (Which, granted, was just just yesterday morning)
It makes me wish I had long hair so I could head bang again.
Let’s start at one
And count the days
Let’s hope to God that time flies like they say
Cause this instance can’t distance my heart from yours tonight
But I’m lying awake now and I’m holding your picture
It’s so cold here without you
And I need you now, cause it’s killing me
And I wish somehow, you were here with me
When I fall asleep I feel you with me
Till I fall asleep and you are with me
Could this be more
I’ve been up all night riding subway lines
Now we’re sleeping on your floor
Can we make this a lifetime, you’re all I want right now
Life keeps telling me I need to go
But what if I wanna stay
Cause I’m lost here without you
And I need you now, cause it’s killin me.
And I wish somehow, you were here with me.
When I fall asleep, I feel you with me.
Till I fall asleep, and you are with me
I’ve found a love I’ve never had before, you changed me
And I will wait however long it takes, you changed me
You say the words that I’ve been thinking
I’ll never let you go
And I need you now, cause it’s killing me
And I wish somehow, you were here with me
When I fall asleep, I feel you with me
Till I fall asleep, and you are with me
You changed me.
You changed me.
Blessthefall - 40 days
For an hour and a half today, I cried. The hardest I’ve ever cried. I curled up in a ball, dug my nails into whatever part of my body they were currently touching, and just cried. And the worst part of it is that I know that she’s hurting even worse. I’m so scared for her.
I know I said I’m done with tumblr. I may still be. I’m not sure. All I know is that I had to post this.
I think I’m just going to go drown myself in music and calculus. Maybe some coding. But I have to drown myself in something, or else I’ll just drown myself in tears.
It’s only day one. I don’t know how many days lie ahead. But I hope to God that time flies like they say.
Paramore - Careful
However, my girlfriend has issued the challenge.
I’m looking for new people to follow, and more people to follow me.
Reblog/like/follow/message if you have an interest in the following/post the following/like to talk about the following/whatever the following
I always follow back, for what it is worth.
If you found this from someone’s reblog or from some tag and there is something you’re wondering if I’m interested in - to talk about, to blog about, to whatever about, feel free to send me a message.
What kind of music do you like?
Anything really, but mostly metal
So, like Slipknot and stuff?
No, i don't like heavy metal. I like metalcore and glam metal
That's not real metal
Just go die
So again I stole one of Suicide Silence’s statuses (idk if that’s right grammar XD) off Facebook. for the past month I’ve noticed they post a lot of great stuff. And again I think this is something you need to read.