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Me:
Hmm. Well, I think I'll only heat up half of these leftovers - that way there is still some left for the rest of the family
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Family:
WHY IS NO ONE EATING THIS FOOD, DO ANY OF YOU IN THIS HOUSE EAT ANYTHING JEESE
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Me:
Okay... Okay... This time I'll just eat all of it. Obviously they don't want any.
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Family:
WHO ATE ALL OF THE LEFT OVERS?! YOU ARE ALL SO INCONSIDERATE
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Me:
I give up.